CLUB AUSSIEBAR IS UNDERWAY! Only 3 short weeks until we open the doors and rock Helsinki!! Keep an eye on the website and Facebook pages for updates, photos and more information! The build is underway and things are rocking!! GET READY HELSINKI!

Well, last week.. that was disgusting!! I think from Wednesday night through til tonight, it was just chaos for all things AB related! Thursday night was the opening of AussieBar Turku and it was just absolutely out of control! We filled a bus from Helsinki, road tripped across the country with a bus full of locals and partied like rockstars! (of course im only getting this from a reliable source as i have zero recollection but jesus what a night!! ) … CLUB AB opens at end of the month! BOOM!!

Hopefully this week will see some order restored…hardly..

Monday is the final night of the Winter/Spring POKER Tournament!! Cool prizes up for grabs! GO ALL IN!!

Tuesday come fill the gap with a cheeky one or two..

Wednesday shall be DIRTY!! NO WORK THURSDAY means it’s time for the boys and girls to play up again!! DJ’s spinning from 9.30pm, mad beats and cool vibes and all round craziness!! Get in early to avoid the rush!!

Thirsty Thurs! Just keep on drinking since you aint at work! Rock on! DJ’s again from 9.30pm – BOOM!

Filthy Friday!! If you DO go to work, come wash away that nasty hangover with the boys in the AB! DJ’s all night, water fights and wet dreams! Get in and party hard!!

Super Saturday! Champions League Final LIVE in the eve! GET IN EARLY KIDS!! DJ’s all night and heaps of weekend randy activity going down, god it’s goooood!!

Sunday sees the FINAL of the Ice Hockey World Champs! Hopefully the Suomi are rockin’ in it and we can all party like filthy animals just like last year!! Get in super early to grab a seat, on all screens, full volume, BIG screen + drink specials! IHANA LEIJONA (love that spelling!)

Heaps of Hockey on all week, heaps of partying, and HEAPS OF BUILDING being done in the new CLUB AUSSIEBAR, opening so VERY SOON, end of the month!! Get ready to party Helsinki!!

Cheers & Beers!
Pete & Co.

If there is a huge game on the TV, we will hold the band off starting normal starting times. RTFO

 

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Every Monday from 7pm sharp. You MUST register in the bar on Mondays (No phone ups!) and be present for the start of your registered match, 7pm, 8pm or 9pm. Only 27 spots each week so don’t be late or miss out!
This is a great way to meet the regulars, have a few beers and chill out and enjoy your Monday night. If you’re looking for serious competition Poker, the Casino is down near the train station! This is all about banter, heckling and drinking beers!
Don’t be late and don’t forget to turn up and register early!
ALL IN BABY!!

You’ll soon be able to see live online video steams of other Aussie Bars, National and International.
Shop online for many of new Aussie Bar products from Pens, Lap top bags, clothing, and many other Gadgets.
Buy Vouchers for Birthday gifts, holy crap you don’t even need to leave home anymore to do Christmas shopping.
All the new items will be available by the summer of 2012 you can buy online and for now will be able to be picked up from your local Aussie Bar in Turku or Helsinki- So watch this space.

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See you in the Bar!

How good is it to be Australian…
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Only in Australia… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Australia… do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Australia… do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Australia… do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Australia… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Australia… do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Australia… are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION…
3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue
142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts
58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers
31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree
while the fairy lights were plugged in
8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth
A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth
AND FINALLY……..
In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet

PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN!

Keep intune for more  FUNNY SH*T from the chicks and blokes from Aussiebar